Here's the original title that wouldn't fit: "Silvery Hair and Golden Opportunities." Sometimes, the weirdest stuff just happens. That's life; I understand. Unfortunately for me, it tends to hit me more oftentimes than not, as bad luck; a deer running out in front of my car and DXing the front end, or getting my phone run over by a delivery truck. Just stupid shit like that. I have never found a lonely female hitchhiker looking for a ride in the middle of the desert, except the one time I did, my dad was with me, and it was in town. WTF?! Could someone please tell me why my luck is so bad?! Especially when it comes to women? So the other day, I got a call from my best friend and bro, Trevor, asking for some help with his aunt, who was holed up in a nursing home or something. "Hey Man!" he addressed me via my cell phone. "My Aunt Glenda needs her meds picked up and I'm out of town. I know you live about twenty miles away, but would you please p...
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